After the number of times I've saved your ass from bleeding out on a rooftop or floor, you don't get to opt out of vomit duty.

Yeah, everyone went blind, and there were for some reason killer carnivorous and venomous flowers. I don't think they were connected.

[He took that one sci fi lit elective course, it was the one place he was actually cooler than some of the other students. Arguably. He is, after all, the guy with multiple apocalypse survival plans not fueled by paranoia about the gub'mint taking away his guns.]