[ hmm. he thinks about it for a second, and then launches into an introduction, talk show host smile and all. ]

Kopschi is part of the scientific name of a subspecies of Japanese deer. That's my assigned name because my dad used to say I looked like a baby deer! Mm, I'm a Virgo, and I like taking long walks on the beach and my ideal first date is lunch in a French bistro. What about you?

[ it's hard to tell if he's joking or not... ]