OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

previous post here.

Comments

[jordans]

so then why do u care bout bacardi???

its rum theres no rum in margaritas!!!!

[seebeck]

its still alcohol and you wasted it on ur rash

[jordans]

it wasnt a waist it helped



im FINE btw

[Brat.]

[seebeck]

i didnt ask

[ two minutes later: ]

where is the kahlua

@misophrenic

[dogtag]

[[ previous. ]]

i can't skip dinnr twice

and i need breakfast im a growing boy

[jordans]

I KNO U DIDNT U

[He's gotta calm down. Blood pressure, his doctor said.]

try lookin for it cuz i dont have it

[seebeck]

are you sure u d idnt steal it for your imaginary rash

[jordans]

asshole i rly did have a rash

u kno wat

if i find the kahlua im keepin it

captcha is the devil...

[misophrenic]

You made me skip out on my client.

We're not gonna have enough for dinner or breakfast, y'know.

( 2/2. )

[misophrenic]

And you stopped growin' ages ago.

[seebeck]

i bet you don't even like kahlua it'd be a waste on u

[dogtag]

i could still grow

you can meet your client annother day cant you. like 2nite

( 1/3. )

[misophrenic]

[ i could still grow. ]

( 2/3. )

[misophrenic]

[ excuse him. he is laughing. ]

Nic, you're hilarious.

( 3/3. )

[misophrenic]

And my client ain't gonna want me back after I ditched her for a shorty.

@volleybutt

[midblock]

[[ con't from... ]]

you're only two years older than i am.

1/2

[dogtag]

shut up

2/2

[dogtag]

tell her you had a n emergenyc and hhad to go hoem like some1 died and you need to bang her to get over it

[misophrenic]

She might just buy that. She's always been kinda gullible.

I can still blame you if it doesn't work out.

[dogtag]

she's gotta be to even want to fuck you

omg this thread

[misophrenic]

What can I say. Ladies love me.

You know you should give it a shot sometime like I keep telling you. You'd make good money.

terrible people ✌

[dogtag]

no thanks i dont watn to die of dick diseases

the best (worst) kind

[misophrenic]

That's why we wear rubber, pal. Gotta protect the goods.

[dogtag]

they're not worht being called "goods". urs anyway.

[misophrenic]

You're a piece of shit. Ladies don't pay to have me fuck 'em if they weren't worth the price.