OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

previous post here.

Comments

( 2/2. )

[misophrenic]

And you stopped growin' ages ago.

[dogtag]

i could still grow

you can meet your client annother day cant you. like 2nite

( 1/3. )

[misophrenic]

[ i could still grow. ]

( 2/3. )

[misophrenic]

[ excuse him. he is laughing. ]

Nic, you're hilarious.

( 3/3. )

[misophrenic]

And my client ain't gonna want me back after I ditched her for a shorty.

1/2

[dogtag]

shut up

2/2

[dogtag]

tell her you had a n emergenyc and hhad to go hoem like some1 died and you need to bang her to get over it

[misophrenic]

She might just buy that. She's always been kinda gullible.

I can still blame you if it doesn't work out.

[dogtag]

she's gotta be to even want to fuck you

omg this thread

[misophrenic]

What can I say. Ladies love me.

You know you should give it a shot sometime like I keep telling you. You'd make good money.

terrible people ✌

[dogtag]

no thanks i dont watn to die of dick diseases

the best (worst) kind

[misophrenic]

That's why we wear rubber, pal. Gotta protect the goods.

[dogtag]

they're not worht being called "goods". urs anyway.

[misophrenic]

You're a piece of shit. Ladies don't pay to have me fuck 'em if they weren't worth the price.

[dogtag]

theyre deeprived & don't kno any better. or just stupid

[misophrenic]

Somethin' crawled up your ass today, huh.

[dogtag]

im bored. out of alcohol.

[misophrenic]

If you didn't interrupt my work, I coulda bought us some.

[dogtag]

aren't you still out now? just get some on your way backk

[misophrenic]

[ on the other end, worick has to release a long, suffering sigh. ]

The things I do for ya, pal.

[ translation: he won't forget the booze. ]

[dogtag]

:)

[ thanks (maybe??) friend. ]

[misophrenic]

Hope you're okay with the cheapest kind.

[dogtag]

as long as it's got alcohol in it i dont care

[misophrenic]

( ooc. sorry for the late reply...! i went away for a convention then got hit with a nasty bug afterwards. \8D/ feel free to disregard if it's been way too long 'cause oh god almost two weeksflsdk )

Y'know, it's surprising. Usually you're the first one to tell me not to drink.

[dogtag]

[[ ooc: it's ok!! but hey if you want to do another tfln or another thread feel free to pm me or hmu on plurk@couplets. o/ ]]

been a long day.week. I saw a man eat his own puke