OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

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TFLN CONTINUATION.

[faceplate]

[ previously... ]

I'm curious now
Just kidding, I can guess who
That Jack, whom I killed.

[hackjack]

[...]

We're still cool right?

[faceplate]

Cool? Undoubtedly
If you're referring to me
Handsome Jack? Dead, cold.
:)

[hackjack]

Yeah I

get it.

Look I'll be the first to admit he did some stuff, but doesn't everyone? Dog eat dog eat skags or whatever it is you guys have down here. That's how life works.

[faceplate]

Skag eat skag eat skag
Or in the case of bandits
Human eat human.

[hackjack]

One of the more charming laws of the universe. And just as relevant on Pandora as it is in Hyperion.

Less obvious bandits, though.

[faceplate]

Bandits are stupid
Corruption is still simple
Assassins don't judge.

Just tell me what to shoot.

[hackjack]

Fair enough.

So speaking purely in hypotheticals

I could hire you, right?

[faceplate]

Pay the right money
And name a worthy target
I want a challenge.

[hackjack]

Yeah I've

got neither at the moment. But hey times change, right? And my luck's bound to, terrible as it's been so far.

I'll keep it in mind.

[faceplate]

I can give discounts
If they're Hyperion stock
Call it personal.

[hackjack]

Are we talking 10$ personal?

[faceplate]

...

[hackjack]

Yeah see that's what I thought.

[faceplate]

That said, you can choose
Non-monetary pricing
For instance: weapons.

[ dude gimme that cool stungun thing ]

[hackjack]

Yeah see I'd go for that but I'm not exactly well-armed here. And I could be wrong, but I'm fairly certain the priorities should really be money>staying alive>getting back at one unbelievably massive scumbag jerkface.

Or I guess staying alive>money>revenge you get the idea. Point is I think I need to hang onto it a little longer.

[faceplate]

Here's a solution
Locate someone who is armed
Finish them, get guns.