OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

previous post here.

Comments

i said i wouldn't...

[misintention]

It can't be helped when I think of you.

( this asshole is, still, grading. )

[curtailment]

Gross. [ said without any particular venom, but he doesn't move to leave. ] It's gotta suck walking around with a hard dick all the time, huh.

[misintention]

Yes, quite painful without relief. ( could this conversation be drier, erwin. he lifts the folder... to set aside and flips to the next page of grading. how romantic. ) I'm afraid I don't know what to do with myself when it happens, but I've learned to cope.

[curtailment]

Ah? [ a more disbelieving/indifferent syllable has never been heard before or since. ] Just whip it out and jerk off. Or do it in the bathroom if you're feeling too shy for that.

[misintention]

In school? Quite inappropriate.

( and this is erwin watching him for the first time since the conversation started. i bet he wears glasses like the middle aged nerd he is in his heart, and it's like... over the rim... because this fucker. )

i'm crying inside because of this thread

[curtailment]

The faculty bathrooms lock.

[ levi makes eye contact with erwin, unimpressed, as if they aren't talking about jerking off in school. ]

i can't believe this trash is my first erwin thread...

[misintention]

Do you speak from experience, Levi?

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME, WHO IS ERURI TRASH

[curtailment]

What, you mean you don't lock the bathroom when you're in it?

I THOUGHT I WAS BETTER THAN THIS

[misintention]

— ah, perhaps I have no need to.

( "don't i look like a ken barbie?" HOW SELF DEPRECATING... )

HAHAHAHA (i can't believe i'm using such filthy words wah)

[curtailment]

One day some poor fuck's gonna walk in on you taking a piss and need their eyes bleached after.

[ keywords??? ]

cinnamon roll too pure for this sinful world etc etc

[misintention]

Something you daydream, Levi? I confess I didn't expect it, but you know what they say...

( > get erwin's attention. > ??? > there is no profit. just regret. )

[curtailment]

Please, you're flattering yourself. [ god, all he wanted to do was report some vandalism!!! ]

Public bathrooms are disgusting. I'd never go in one of those cesspits.

[ except that he's reworked the janitorial department from the ground up to make it on par with a professional cleaning company... ]

[misintention]

Humility doesn't suit you.

[curtailment]

Yeah, yeah. [ he's not going to bother fighting with erwin on this. ]

[misintention]

Is that all, then?

( alright. time to be principal handsome, now. )

[curtailment]

For now. You can go back to your... [ waves a hand vaguely. ] ...stuff.

[ bye mr. combover. ]