OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

previous post here.

Comments

[jackhole]

Haha, pretty much! Yeah!
Pandora is the wooooorst, dude. It's like nightmare fuel set on fire: the planet.
At least things make sense literally... everywhere else.
Yet all you vault hunters end up there? Or Elpis, I guess.
But Elpis is like Pandora 2.0 so it doesn't count.

[faceplate]

When seeking targets,
one isn't picky about
vacation prospects.

[jackhole]

Yeah, obvs. Duh.
Then you'd go somewhere nice, right? Like... Dionysus. I hear Dionysus is nice.
Or... idk.
I haven't actually been many places so I couldn't say.

[faceplate]

No.

Regardless of source,
challenges which spring forth are
worthy of pursuit.

The Vault is a challenge.

[jackhole]

Ugh, that's so...
Don't you ever worry about dying?

[faceplate]

No.

Should I?

[jackhole]

[ zero why........ ]

Uh, yeah. What about all the people you leave behind?

[faceplate]

I'm an assassin.
Dealing in only violence.
I need no one else.

[jackhole]

Right. Duh.
I just kind of thought we were friends or whatever.
And friends tend to care when one of their friends dies.
Kind of a thing. That happens. Between friends.
Which I figured we were.
Whiiiich means I would care if you die so, uh...
Don't?

[faceplate]

...

You must avenge me
if I fall in battle. Which
I probably won't.

I'll return the favor.

[ THIS IS THE SAME THING AS FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT? ]

[jackhole]

[ SURE??? holy shit ]

I
uh
okay, yeah. Sure?
I'll see what I can do, I guess.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't die even more now though.

[faceplate]

:)

Challenge accepted.
But assassins never die,
so it's your challenge.

[jackhole]

Okay A) that's false. Some do. But I get it, ego.
B) My life is not nearly as dangerous as yours so I probably won't die.
Probably?
Oh my god.

[faceplate]

Probably.

[ is zero trying to be reassuring or not? we just don't know. ]

[jackhole]

[ god damnit zero ]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[faceplate]

I'm just being honest.

[jackhole]

Yeah, you... do that, don't you? God.
I'm glad we got this cleared up, I guess.
Neither of us die, neither of us have to avenge anything.
Best combination!

[ there's even a few thumbs up emojis here ]

[faceplate]

[ rhys......... you're a nerd. and this is also the point where zero stops texting back, because their impression is that the thumbs up emojis signify rhys is pleased with the conversation and therefore it can be concluded.

sorry bro. ]

[jackhole]

[ see what's sad is that, rhys is pretty satisfied anyway.

thanks for the chat, bro. ]