OPEN SEASON 2.

[crawly]

1. pick a character.

☛ optional.
☛ character list here.
☛ full list.
☛ specify in the subject line if you want one character in particular.

2. provide a prompt.

☛ image, words, music, whatever you want.
☛ i like to think at least one of my three tumblrs has something interesting. (be warned that all three blogs contain nsfw material, including porn.)

3. gotta go fast.

☛ not actually. this is a permanently open post! tag at your own speed.

previous post here.

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TFLN @HOWMANYFINGERS.

[adhoc]

[[ con't ]]

Even if I know the meaning of Mass I can't exorcise or fend off a witch
Not even the kinds that hide in the woods

one day I will stop posting with the wrong accounts. one day.

[howmanyfingers]

But you can get me in contact with someone who could I'm sure.

And you would totally make a good vampire hunter. Especially for the kind that need actual belief for the cross to work.

You're also pretty high in my "people to hide with in case of zombie apocolypse" and most Dystopian/Apocalyptic scenarios. I've still got that notebook of plans I wrote up in law school. [Look, between the nickname and his fashion choices in those days there was no way this wasn't written after epic bong hits.]

[adhoc]

Well yes but you could just send a letter to the pope if it was really a demonic possession

You still have that thing? I'm amazed it's not just one big stain yet

[howmanyfingers]

No, you're going to have to write a letter to the Pope when I start projectile-vomitting pea soup. That's how you'll know it's not me in there, Matt. I would never willingly eat pea soup.

And of course I have it. And you know, you laughed when I included a Day of the Triffids scenario, but I still say Monsanto's making that a very solid possibility.

[adhoc]

If you start projectile vomiting anything I'll help but it'll have to be from a distance

We'll be alright if the meteors happen
People were blinded right

[howmanyfingers]

After the number of times I've saved your ass from bleeding out on a rooftop or floor, you don't get to opt out of vomit duty.

Yeah, everyone went blind, and there were for some reason killer carnivorous and venomous flowers. I don't think they were connected.

[He took that one sci fi lit elective course, it was the one place he was actually cooler than some of the other students. Arguably. He is, after all, the guy with multiple apocalypse survival plans not fueled by paranoia about the gub'mint taking away his guns.]

[adhoc]

You're right

I'll be there to help you with the transition to a murderous plant oligarchy

[howmanyfingers]

This is why you're my best friend. And in the event of zombies, I will gladly take up a cricket bat to defend you against the shambling undead. Assuming we can find a cricket bat.

[adhoc]

I've heard internet shopping exists for this reason