back when they thought pink polos would hurt the roc

[slitherer]

[ there's a house. or maybe it's a pretty little shop, or a ramshackle cottage, or even a mansion. it could be any of those. what matters is that you've heard things about that house and its inhabitant. the great wizard howl, they say, eats girl's hearts. the magician pendragon is an awful man possessed by a demon, and all he does is brew foul potions and make curses all day.

you've never seen him, but the rumors aren't hard to come by.

but for whatever reason, you're at the door of the cottage, or the shop, or the beautiful big house. you can knock, or just try the doorknob. it may be open. ]

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[chrysopoetics]

[GOOD SOMEONE KNOWS HOW TO RESPECT A WITCH]

You are a diversion from boredom, Howl. That is it stated at its most plain.

[slitherer]

Yet I can tell that you are, even at your most plain, much more than a diversion. How may I entertain you best?